Recent Movie Reviews

Derpy Cardcaptor Derpy Cardcaptor

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh you, derpyhooves,

you're so random.

Great job on this flash, man. I particularly enjoyed the recreation of the scene from Feeling Pinkie Keen haha. (Yeah I'm a brony, wtf of it?)

Excellent animation; although in the beginning (where derpy was putting on the mail satchel and flying off), it seems like you were using drawing board animations, or unfinished products, to build the story up. I would have enjoyed a more energetic start.
Also, just before the title shows up, derpy's eyes are not derpy... I think it would have been hilarious, and accurate, for her eyes to be crossed just before the title (the beginning is fine, as it's just an opening, but as the title introduces itself, you should reveal her cross-eyedness).
9/10, 5/5

Faq, Fuqof ... Fuqhed Faq, Fuqof ... Fuqhed

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't typically enjoy flash videos but this was just hilarious.
"Oh you little SHIT!"

Totally quotable.

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The Game Trailer Collab The Game Trailer Collab

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Haha in the forum..

By Archon - "Nobody will ever do that [look through the forum for these medals]. Newgrounders don't have the attention span to search through all of these pages for medal information." I can't seem to find the 2nd secret, but I'm still lookin' :D

As for the flash, it was decent, but as many others say, quite stale. I did enjoy Red Fraction, though.

Archawn responds:

You deserve the medals if you spent your time looking through the thread!

Recent Game Reviews

Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


For as long as this game takes, it would be great if the stupid thing would save my progress. No replay value, no reason to go back and finish all the medals. Such a waste of time.

As for the game itself;

- Typos, misspelling and grammatical errors are much too common
- Voices are over-acted and cheesy
- Progress and eventual completion of the game rely on time-consuming repetitive processes that can get quite boring after a good 3 hours

I really have nothing but complaints for this game, mostly because all of that time-consuming repetition was all for the sake of nothing, since my game didn't save and a quick refresh to check on my medals ruined my hope of getting a grueling 1,000 actions when I only had 30 remaining.

Probably will not waste my time with another slow-paced game of yours, Evil-Dog... I expected much better from you.

Evil-Dog responds:

I don't give a shit what you expect from me


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It'd be a nice game..

Except the damn medals don't even work. What's the point then? I had two medals for like 6 days and then they disappeared... waste of 3 hours much?

Manhattan Project Manhattan Project

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awful programming, but decent game

First off, when the people running by sponge the shots and make it impossible to protect my plane, it just gets boring. But when they sponge all my shots and still don't even take actual damage, that's just bad programming to say the least.
The multiplier is full of crap because at some points, I can shoot a bullet at one building and make it explode, causing a huge chain reaction unlinked to my bomb. I mean, those are nice, getting all that money in so short of time. But then the next round, I cannot make it past a x1 bonus.
It's just ridiculous.
The game has a nice premise though, so I am looking forward to any updates...

Recent Audio Reviews

F-777 - Flying'n'Stuff F-777 - Flying'n'Stuff

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

One word: Club.

I can just hear this being a club banger. Awesome work!
The reason I give a 9 and not a 10 is the absence of reverb; the song feels kind of 'stiff,' like a silghtly starched t-shirt or something, without a small amount of reverb on the instruments that leave dry areas. (E.g. the dirty synth that comes in at 0:42.)

Overall, though, absolutely love the track! FREE DOWNLOAD FTW, although I would not be hesitant to pay for it if t'were being sold!

Super Mario Concerto Part 3.2 Super Mario Concerto Part 3.2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5.00 / 5.00 (+ 0.0000030)

It was already at 5.00... I guess I'm just that awesome.

And speaking of awesome, this entire concerto is pretty impressive. Did you actually play these on the piano or use a program?

Kreepman responds:

I actually played these lol!
Part 3 itself took a good two months to get just right!

Thanks for the comment!

- Nigel xD

ArHarr - The Life (WIP) ArHarr - The Life (WIP)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

"Fragile but Friendly" feel to it

Sounds perfect for a puzzle game.. Two things that you could improve on;
The drums are all default FPC, which isn't all that bad, but those sounds are just generic and kinda boring these days. Beat is nice, instruments could use some work, so I'd recommend something like Battery 3 by Native Instruments, or maybe EZ Drummer by Toontrack, or just downloading some drum samples and swapping them out with FPC defaults.
Second improvement is at the end - the drums stop quite abruptly with very little music to fade out (the music ends slightly before the drums do). To me, it sounds like you accidentally cut the music off early, or left some drums there that should have been cut.
The song could be longer, too; my only suggestion here is to add a buildup intro, turn what you have here into the chorus, and make a bridge for it to transition for a good 45 seconds into another replay of the chorus. So it would go like this:
|Intro/Buildup (mixed together)
It sounds like it belongs in the Video Games section, so there wouldn't be any 'verses,' unless you wanted to make it an interesting tune and lay it out like so:
|Buildup (separated from Intro to make them both longer, since adding a verse would turn this into a full-length song)

Overall, great track. I like the delay of the chime, adds to the beat as if to make it outgoing and friendly, but the tone provides such a dramatic warning. Good song to inspire or add to a pondered thought.