All 19 game Reviews

Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


For as long as this game takes, it would be great if the stupid thing would save my progress. No replay value, no reason to go back and finish all the medals. Such a waste of time.

As for the game itself;

- Typos, misspelling and grammatical errors are much too common
- Voices are over-acted and cheesy
- Progress and eventual completion of the game rely on time-consuming repetitive processes that can get quite boring after a good 3 hours

I really have nothing but complaints for this game, mostly because all of that time-consuming repetition was all for the sake of nothing, since my game didn't save and a quick refresh to check on my medals ruined my hope of getting a grueling 1,000 actions when I only had 30 remaining.

Probably will not waste my time with another slow-paced game of yours, Evil-Dog... I expected much better from you.

Evil-Dog responds:

I don't give a shit what you expect from me


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It'd be a nice game..

Except the damn medals don't even work. What's the point then? I had two medals for like 6 days and then they disappeared... waste of 3 hours much?

Manhattan Project Manhattan Project

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awful programming, but decent game

First off, when the people running by sponge the shots and make it impossible to protect my plane, it just gets boring. But when they sponge all my shots and still don't even take actual damage, that's just bad programming to say the least.
The multiplier is full of crap because at some points, I can shoot a bullet at one building and make it explode, causing a huge chain reaction unlinked to my bomb. I mean, those are nice, getting all that money in so short of time. But then the next round, I cannot make it past a x1 bonus.
It's just ridiculous.
The game has a nice premise though, so I am looking forward to any updates...

Goin Up Goin Up

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I pressed B....

But he kept evolving........

People find this review helpful!

Gretel and Hansel Part 2 Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

What's with the freezing?

I can't get past the damn 'tree diner.' I made it once, but got reset when I walked past (not even onto) the bear trap.
Such a waste of time - I might actually be able to give you a legitimate, full-out review if this set-up wasn't so terrible. I mean, I could understand if it was a 2007 game or something... but wow.

Definitely unimpressed in every way... I don't understand how this game has a 4.46.

Newgrounds Pass Newgrounds Pass

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Level 30 secret medal

Click the sparkle thing on the knife (just once).

And I suppose I'll make this review worthwhile... "Great game, fun, entertaining, oh it kept me busy, could replay for hours." (Not really though.)

People find this review helpful!

Carve n' Share Carve n' Share

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So simple, yet so entertaining

Great music to set the mood. Nothing much else to really say, fun game for this Halloween season.

People find this review helpful!

Hot Ninja Moon Moon Hot Ninja Moon Moon

Rated 2 / 5 stars

There are too many ways

that this could be better.
The lack of a storyline is boring enough.
The edge detection needs some tweaking, and the speed of the character and some of the obstacles could also be redone.
The arrows definitely are too touchy, as another review says, and the programming is (as yet another review states) flawed.
I love how comments on featured flash games that tell the writer "I don't like this" or "here's where you messed up" are voted "Useless reviews." Sounds like somebody can't handle the truth, eh Newgrounds? ;)

People find this review helpful!

CoinAthlon CoinAthlon

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Yeah, no lives

With levels like 21 and 26, lives are just pointless. If they must be there, at least 10 would be good, but even then, I'd rather just restart the round until I beat it. I suppose it would need more levels without lives, though. Maybe some obstacles, too.
Good idea nonetheless.

Tax Time! Tax Time!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn that guy

and his freakin plane. You know his wife is getting sued by multiple people now? Crazy.
But awesome game anyway, lmao.